Which would you?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 03/31/2015 at 22:01 • Filed to: None

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Super rad youthful hip kool new Scion yo, ed.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:02

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I like the iM.

Thats about it...

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:03

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iM - Because functionality.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:04

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TC, because you can get them brand new for a lot less than the starting price, while being decently equipped.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:04

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I'd take the Subaru and the Mazda.

TheHondaBro > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 03/31/2015 at 22:05

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YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SUBARU!!!!

Cherry_man1 > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:05

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If the FR-S is out the tC

TheHondaBro > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/31/2015 at 22:06

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That's because no one's buying them. Seriously, the S-class outsold tC's last year.

FromCanadaWithLove > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:06

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FMK Scion-edition?

Fuck - iM, since it's the fastest car in the world.

Marry - iA, since it's probably a decent DD.

Kill - xB, since it needs to die.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:06

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So since you've claimed the best one, I'll take the Mazda 2

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:07

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tC because I've always had a huge soft spot for it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:07

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Xb The only Scion that is a Scion.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:07

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Tell my school parking lot that.

TheHondaBro > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/31/2015 at 22:09

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It's a Celica!

TheHondaBro > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/31/2015 at 22:09

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I'd try, but I don't think it can comprehend human English. :)

dogisbadob > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:09

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Well yeah, the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer, and the middle class is shrinking and increasingly can't afford new cars, and the cheap small cars are dying down as well.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:10

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Well it's not exactly best in class, but for 15k, I can think of worst cars to buy, especially if you are planning on keeping it post-warranty.

dogisbadob > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:10

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this one

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:10

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There's like two dozen of them, most modified. It's horrible.

dogisbadob > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:10

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why couldn't they just give us another KDM Toyota sedan instead of a not-as-reliable and rusty Mazda? :(

TheHondaBro > dogisbadob 03/31/2015 at 22:12

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Because it's hip and rad and will make the elderly individuals who will wind up buying them feel youthful.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:13

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iM, in spite of it's stupid name, because I'm told it's a Mazda. The iA appears to just be a Corolla. The tC is massively expensive to insure for some reason, and the UPS guy drops off cardboard xB replicas at my house regularly.

TheHondaBro > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 03/31/2015 at 22:14

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Probably because the Celica tC has "super dangerous" double wishbone rear suspension!

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:16

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Sounds legit. Also, apparently the iA is the Mazda and the iM is the Toyota Auris? How weird...the iM is the better looking of the pair to me.

carcrasher88 > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:20

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This could've been a bit better had they offered AWD, like the Corolla Rumion that it's a rebadged version of is available with.

I can imagine an xB with the 2AZ-FE, AWD, and 5-speed manual being a blast to drive.

Of course, the largest engine in the Rumion is a 1.8 2ZR-FE, and that's the only one with available AWD.

Nymphicus Hollandicus > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:22

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Probably either the iA or the tC, I'd have to drive both side by side to come to a decision.

carcrasher88 > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:25

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Imagine if they had brought the D-4D 2AD-FHV diesel from the Avensis and put it in the tC.

It would have 6 less hp than the 2.5 gas engine, but with 295 lb-ft of torque, it would be one quick little coupe.

dogisbadob > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:27

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FUCK! I wrote KDM instead of JDM :(

carcrasher88 > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:28

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Some people are saying the front looks like a Focus, I say it looks like a cross between the Focus and a Sonata Hybrid.

TheHondaBro > dogisbadob 03/31/2015 at 22:28

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Really? I thought you meant Kuwait Domestic Market :(

carcrasher88 > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:30

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Looks nice, but needs a 1.8 2ZR-FAE and a 1.4 diesel. Oh, and AWD.

dogisbadob > TheHondaBro 03/31/2015 at 22:33

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Kuwaiti cars have V8's and V12's because teh oil is free :p

pip bip - choose Corrour > TheHondaBro 04/01/2015 at 03:16

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this one only.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheHondaBro 04/01/2015 at 09:26

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2014, eh? Is this an older ad or do they legitimately not have a new xB?